Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Divine Spears Created: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 18
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Farms Harvested: 142 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Gods Slained: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Alien Abductions: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3367 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Crops Grown: 2111 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

    BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

    Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mines Excavated: 4886
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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