ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

stress relief, creativity, imagination, mental health, Minecraft

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the mods are always watching your every move? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are asleep! That’s right, you can finally let loose and post your most outrageous idle animations without fear of getting banned.

Join us for a wild ride where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only rule is to have fun.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’re being teleported to the top of a mountain with a herd of angry llamas. It’s chaos at its finest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, the mods are asleep, so anything goes!

LateMate’s Minecraft Server

Minecraft, friend in need, standing by decision, late for everything, church friend

Are you tired of always being late to the party while your friend from church is living in his own time zone? Join our Minecraft server where being fashionably late is the new trend!

Picture this: you’re on a mission to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, but oh no, you’re running late! Don’t worry, because on our server, being fashionably late means your castle will be the talk of the town.

Just like how our friend from church always leaves his phone in the rental car, you’ll leave your mark on the server with your epic builds that will make everyone go “wow, where did they find the time to build that?”.

So come join us on our server where being fashionably late is the new cool, and where ditching your friend to find his own way home is not only accepted, but encouraged! Don’t be on time, be fashionably late!

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HangryCraft

Expectations, Excuses, Pots, misunderstandings, Disappointment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from majestic castles to intricate redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter hilarious situations like the one where your boyfriend promises to cook but blames the maid for not washing the pots in time. Who needs logic when you have Minecraft, right?

So come on in and let loose with us! And remember, if your boyfriend gets mad at you for something he did, just build him a virtual doghouse to sleep in – problem solved!

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FearMineSMP: IrrationalFear

fear of the unknown, fear of the dark, fear of spiders, fear of germs, fear of being alone

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are actually trained monkeys who will do your bidding.

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out diamonds and the Nether is a tropical paradise with flamingo mobs. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

Oh, and did I mention the PvP arena is a giant lava pit filled with flying pigs? Yeah, it’s lit. So come join us and conquer your irrational fear of missing out on the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ExistentialFlicks

life changing, existential crisis, Soul searching, philosophical cinema, mind-altering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question why you even bother playing? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your entire existence in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so good, it’ll have you questioning if you’re actually living in a simulation created by a group of highly intelligent chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic movie nights in all of Minecraft. We screen films so mind-blowing, they’ll have you reevaluating your entire existence. One time, we watched a movie that was so good, it made Steve question if he was actually just a pixel in a giant video game.

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring some popcorn and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously weird.

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Mico Metropolis 1.21.2

metropolis, 1.21.2, アイドル, previous threads, Collab list

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Join now for a chance to experience the most epic moments that will make your brain explode like a TNT block in a minecart! We’ve got a spreadsheet that’s more lit than a nether portal party, and a submission form that will make you question if you’re actually living in the real world or in the End dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our MiComet Compendium II that will blow your mind harder than a charged creeper explosion! We’ve got songs that will make you dance like a villager on a hay bale, and collabs that will make you scream louder than a ghast in the Nether.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Previous threads can’t even handle the level of insanity we bring to the table, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

LateMate’s Minecraft Server

HangryCraft

FearMineSMP: IrrationalFear

ExistentialFlicks

Mico Metropolis 1.21.2