ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Where vanilla tastes like victory and factions aren’t pay-to-win!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5067	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	5311

New Minecraft Servers

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

Server Overview

🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

Key Features

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing.
💰 No Currency: Keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, no currency plugin added.

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience.
Can Bedrock players join?	Yes, our server supports Bedrock players.
Are TNT explosions enabled?	No, TNT explosions are disabled to prioritize building and creativity.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks.
Are there special Ability Items?	Yes, players can discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities.
Is there an in-game currency?	No, the server does not have a currency plugin. Players can barter, trade, and loot for success.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crops Grown:	2107	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Crops Grown:	2058	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	4708	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6138
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9696	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6760	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!