| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6699 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Zyncsmp.us
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8757 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7527 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3706 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5132 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.
Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.
So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3333 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2807 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7509 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5648 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3986 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 196 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?
Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8502 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?
Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1503 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.
So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8667 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Crops Grown: | 3485 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.
plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.
so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 377 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.
And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!
