| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Zyncsmp.us
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3084 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3871 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 704458 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8631 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3478 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 205 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7580 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 174 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6714 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 171 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6479 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 165 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1778 | Crops Grown: | 8282 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6127 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5088 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6782 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2945 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 765 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1817 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 69 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
