Zwicky’s Tired Light Tavern

Yo, so like, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got an empirical consistent redshift bias goin’ on! It’s like, totally outta this world, man. We even got a direct observation of Zwicky’s tired light theory, like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there.

So, like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you see a redshift bias happening right before your eyes. It’s like the universe is playing tricks on ya, man. And then you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a dimension where tired light is a real thing. It’s like, mind blown, bro.

Join us on this crazy journey where science and Minecraft collide in the most insane ways possible. Who needs regular old servers when you can be a part of something so mind-blowingly epic? So come on, join us and let’s explore the mysteries of the universe together. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

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  • EcoCraft Minecraft Server

    EcoCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!
    so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

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  • BlockyPhD to Prof

    BlockyPhD to Prof
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

    If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

    Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

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  • Melio

    Melio

    Melio Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameMelio
    VersionJava 1.21.4
    FeaturesNo land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
    LocationWestern US

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    Q: What is the application process like?

    A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

    Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

    A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

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