Yo, so like, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got an empirical consistent redshift bias goin’ on! It’s like, totally outta this world, man. We even got a direct observation of Zwicky’s tired light theory, like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there.

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  • TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

    TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran
    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • River Flow Ruckus

    River Flow Ruckus
    come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

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  • Ethereal SMP

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    Server Name:Ethereal SMP
    Server Type:SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features:
    • RTP (Random Teleport)
    • /sit, /spin commands
    • Team creation
    • Money system based on diamonds
    • Custom advancements plugin
    Discord:Join Discord
    IP:play.etherealsmp.net
    Bedrock Port:25565

    FAQ

    Question: Can I join the server as a new player?Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
    Question: How often does the server reset?Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
    Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
    Question: How can I become staff on the server?Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
    Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
    Question: Can I create my own team on the server?Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

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  • NoGFNoEntryCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

    Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

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