| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 543 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5855 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.
if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5768 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7724 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5980 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 338 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.
Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3317 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9916 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9523 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 936 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7098 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3570 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3181 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3096 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7519 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7855 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6105 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 90 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2471 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 998 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1067 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2030 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 938 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4476 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
