lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got jacob zuma’s daughter bout to become the 16th wife of the eswatini king FOR LOVE. like bruh, that’s some crazy soap opera drama right there. u can bet there’s gonna be some wild wedding parties on the server, with llamas and pigs in tuxedos and everything. plus, rumor has it that the king’s 15 other wives are all gonna be playing on the server too, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us for the most scandalous and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. #teamjacobzumadaughter #16thwifegoals #minecraftroyalty
ZumaCraft: Love at First Block
Near Vanilla
Near Vanilla Minecraft Server
Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others.
Contact Information:
IP play.nearvanilla.com Website https://nearvanilla.com Server Guide Our Notion Page Map https://map.nearvanilla.com Requirements:
- 18+ only
- Mature and Respectful
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:
- Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
- WanderfulAdditions*: control armour stands and make item frames invisible
- Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
- Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
- A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.
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BaglessBusMinecraftServer
Are you tired of being the designated tour guide for your family every time you go on a city adventure? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you don’t have to worry about being the mule of the group!On our server, you can explore the city without the hassle of having to navigate for your family members who refuse to bring their glasses or bags. Say goodbye to being the only one with a sense of direction and hello to a world where you can rely on yourself for once!
Don’t let your family hold you back from enjoying the city. Join our server and experience the freedom of exploring without the burden of being the tour guide. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive texts from family members who can’t handle being independent on public transit.
So come on, join our server and leave your family drama behind. It’s time to explore the city on your own terms and have some fun without the unnecessary stress!
TattooCraft: No Regrets
Are you tired of having to ask permission from your partner for every little thing? Join our Minecraft server where you can do whatever you want with no consequences! Want to build a giant leprechaun smoking a cigarette and shooting guns out of its hands? Go for it! Your partner may not approve, but we sure do!We believe in the freedom to express yourself, even if it means getting a questionable tattoo of a leprechaun in a trench coat. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who support your right to decorate your body however you please.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some inspiration for your next tattoo design. Just remember, no permission needed here!
SadTunesCraft
Are you tired of listening to sad songs on repeat and feeling like a weepy mess? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as we explore the depths of beautiful sadness through the power of blocky building and pixelated adventures.Our server is like a rollercoaster of feels, with each block placed representing a tear shed for the beauty of life. We’ve got grief counselors on standby for when your build just hits you right in the feels, and tissues readily available for when you need to wipe away those tears of joy and sorrow.
From the haunting melodies of C418 to the emotional rollercoaster that is “Wet Hands,” our server is the perfect place to let it all out and embrace the beauty of sadness. So come join us, because who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft and a whole community of emotionally unstable players to commiserate with? Let the tears flow and the blocks stack high as we journey through the depths of beautiful sadness together.
SanctionCraft: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!