| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4746 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3058 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 797 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8391 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 8844 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8380 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3309 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Mines Excavated: | 3075 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4036 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2433 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7060 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7044 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5228 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5774 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4747 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3197 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1150 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8525 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3320 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 949612 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5366 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4765 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1832 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 220 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
