| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7034 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 145 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5894 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3415 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7494 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8267 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9728 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 518 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5406 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8732 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6441 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9154 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5484 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2137 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4019 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3391 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2769 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4438 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8695 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 235 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8989 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8154 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Votes: | 1975 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 577300 | Crops Grown: | 5642 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 4786 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
