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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3022 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
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