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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7590 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6495 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
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