Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	536
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Emeralds Found:	4935
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.