Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SWGaming

SWGaming Minecraft Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RVL-CRAFT

We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Potions Brewed:	200

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnnihilationCraft

AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CubX

RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Up and Rising

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

iCrafted

iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TechCraft

TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Adamas MCs Survival

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SquadCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tekkit/Towny Server

Brand new Grief-free server. have anti-grief protections set up. Towny is also a fun available option. Join my server and have a fun time no worries about being griefed and have your own space!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ItzNetwork

Lifestealsmp, Lobby, Minigames, Survival

A Network with servers such as lifesteal it is a great server to join with good community and much much more! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

A’therys Ascended

A’Therys Ascended is a Rp/PvP server utilizing the Heroes plugin alongside towny. We offer a active forums with in depth lore.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Forever Defeat

Forever Defeat – Faction pvp economy shops mcmmo!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Inner Workings & Specs DarthCraft’s inner workings are a great balance between features, stability and reliability. We have a range of well-established plugins like Essentials, LWC & McMMO. We have Server Shops and Grief controls & rollback utilities to keep your buildings safe. We have three highly experienced hosts who have been managing Minecraft servers for years with lots of programming experience, this allows us to develop plugins and have control over our server. The server is powered by cutting edge technology, a Dell PowerEdge R730 – which has two insane 16 core Xeon processors (E5 2640 V3), 192GB of DDR4 RAM and is powered by a SSD for fast loading times. We’re connect with a 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection with state of the art DDoS protection. This allows us to deliver an experience with no lag. • Dell PowerEdge R730 • 2x 16 Core Xeon E5 2640 V3 Processors • 192GB of DDR4 RAM • SSD for fast loading • 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection • State of the art DDoS protection

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftPinas

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Looking for a classic Filipino minecraft server ? Well here it is ! CraftPinas Network will bring you the best faction experience RPG / Mmorpg Style Factions with Leveling System. Come and Join us now ! Tara to the Filipinos ! Let’s fly the Philippine flag !

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.