Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6628	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	6449
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6801
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	368972
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	4218	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	1892	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkinSwapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	906075	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

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Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.