Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Magic Items Found: 5478 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7449
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

    Santa’s Dark Delivery Service
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

    on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

    but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

    so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchantments Applied: 251
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Nano Fat Blocker Server

    Nano Fat Blocker Server
    haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Snormines

    Snormines

    Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

    Snormines is a network -in built server.

    LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

    – Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 6199
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • gravityfalls MC

    gravityfalls MC

    Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

    Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

    Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

    Server Details:

    IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

    Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Chase Me Minecraft Server

    Chase Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5264 Star Shards Collected: 156
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchantments Applied: 68
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Potions Brewed: 121 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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