Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Astral Projections Made: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
Secret Passages Found: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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