Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Projections Made:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9864

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2232	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!