Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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