Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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