Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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