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BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	273562	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	4145
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
New Chunks Explored:	960288	Secret Passages Found:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	437
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7155	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	190
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	551	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	279	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	599882
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3782
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2963	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	176	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	1767	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5