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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5911	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Yitzy101’s Prison Server is a lag-free and friendly PVP enabled prison server. Our server exceeds the boundaries of your average prison server. There’s plenty to do, and a friendly active team of admins & staff who truly care about each individual player. Why not give us a shot? 🙂

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Novylen

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchantments Applied:	124
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Toro League

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AmishSMP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.