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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4065 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4921 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
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But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!