Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3928
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Animals Bred:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Potions Brewed:	125
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6835	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Crops Grown:	8368
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Farms Harvested:	529	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Emeralds Found:	7055
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	267

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de