Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com

1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7669	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Spears Created:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	698	Dragon Eggs Found:	4448

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	666	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2485	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4993	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4300	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Farms Harvested:	586
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Potions Brewed:	193

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3814
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	210

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

144.76.165.167

EverPvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

everpvp.dk