Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1214	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ores Mined:	9591	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	875054	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	6913	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	82	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Magic Items Found:	3518

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	182