Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

CropTopCraft Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Conflict, crop top, CropTopCraft, eating disorder, friendship, graphic tee, Insecurity, Minecraft, party planning, personal choice, Recovery, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, skinny, weight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is what pixelated crop top to wear! Join us for a party like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion.

Our server is the perfect place for those recovering from eating disorders, where you can express yourself through your character’s outfit choices. But beware, one wrong move and you might upset your pixelated pals!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can wear whatever you want, whether it’s a crop top or a full tee. Just be prepared for some virtual drama along the way. So come on, join us and let your pixelated fashion sense shine!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Farms Harvested:	607
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WeddingDramaCraft

Bachelorette, Bridesmaid, Budget, Costs, dresses, dropping out, expensive, flying in, friend group, groomsmen, hair, last minute, long distance, makeup, out of state, rehearsal dinner, rental car, significant others, Venue, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Zombie Dances:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UnforgivableBros Minecraft SMP

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, broken trust, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, Empathy, forgiveness, grudge, healing, hurt, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, reconciliation, Resentment, second chances, smp, Trust, Understanding, UnforgivableBros

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GhostlyBanquet

10. Fantasy dinner guests, 11. Notable figures from history, 12. Longing for dinner with the past, 13. Dinner with famous ancestors, 14. Remembering the departed, 15. Dinner with legendary figures, 16. Historical dinner companions, 17. Longing for dinner with the past, 18. Dinner with famous ancestors, 19. Remembering the departed, 2. Famous deceased individuals, 20. Dinner with legendary figures., 3. Dream dinner guests, 4. Historical dinner companions, 5. Celebrities from the past, 6. Ideal dinner party guests, 7. Deceased icons, 8. Historical dinner conversation, 9. Dinner with the deceased, Dinner with historical figures, GhostlyBanquet

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Towns Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3120
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	1931	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	88	Villages Defended:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	265780
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Animals Bred:	94

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5