Zoom MC: Where Adventure Awaits! Welcome to Zoom MC, your gateway to thrilling adventures in the treacherous lands of Lifesteal. What Awaits You: Lifesteal Realm: Step into a world where every heartbeat matters. In this survival-like gamemode, PvP is the name of the game. Fight for your life, but beware—dying means losing hearts and facing a temporary death ban. No claims here; your builds are exposed to the wilds! Zoom MC awaits. Sharpen your sword, gather your wits, and let the battle commence!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Ores Mined: 1242 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Crops Grown: 3175
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Farms Harvested: 166 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magic Items Found: 1750
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 664573
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ores Mined: 7964

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

    Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

    Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

    Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 5332
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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