Zoom MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Towns Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

Cheese, Combo, cravings, drive thru, DriveThru, extra dip, fast food, Hungry, indulgence, Large, large soda, Meal, meal deal, menu, minecrafty, number, number forty-five, number nine, number seven, number six, Ordering, Server, Soda, takeout

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

(Audio), Fap, Fapping, fapping audio, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Play, post, REIGNS, SUPREME, Vocaroo

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	3967
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	1435
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6933
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channeling

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Adventure, apart from pussy, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCats, creeper, DATING, emotional connection, experiences, friendship, fulfillment, Happiness, hugs, Intimacy, love, missing, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, Single life, social life, Support, Understanding, what am i actually missing out by not having a girlfriend

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6