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Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	3238	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Buildings Constructed:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	139
New Chunks Explored:	984615	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Star Shards Collected:	246
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Emeralds Found:	7471	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyMcCraftface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8