Zoom MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dimension Hops:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Star Shards Collected:	55
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Spears Created:	10
Crops Grown:	2897	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Items Found:	7057
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	732	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4728	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3194
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2562	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	78	Talking Trees Consulted:	3