Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

Ben Stiller, blocks, blue steel, comedy, Derek Zoolander, Fashion (Industry), fashion satire, fashion trends, iconic characters, Magnum, Male, male beauty, male beauty standards, male fashion, male fashion icons, male modeling, male modeling industry, Male models, male stereotypes, meets, Minecraft, Modeling Industry, modelling, satire, Server, Zoolander movie, Zoolanders

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ores Mined:	6188
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	6289	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8876	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Items Found:	8659	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9692	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	50

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Star Shards Collected:	189
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9636	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
New Chunks Explored:	428809	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	5134

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	610012
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.