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LazyLootMinecraftSMP

Apathy, avoiding responsibilities, chilling out, idle behavior, indulgence, inertia, lack of motivation, laziness, lazy habits, LazyLootMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, lethargy, neglectful behavior, procrastination, Relaxation, self-care, slothfulness, sluggishness, taking it easy, unproductive behavior, wasting time

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9165	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

YoonCraft: Impeach the Blocks!

blocks, IMPEACH, YoonCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the president of south korea got impeached? well, guess what, now u can! come join our server where all the crazy political drama happens, like yoon getting arrested and stuff. u can build ur own little impeachment palace and pretend ur the ruler of south korea. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even believe it. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Tron’s Tri-Digit Funrealm

Artificial Intelligence, binary digit, bit, Computer, computer language, computer program, cyber, data, Digital, Funrealm, futuristic, Movie, neutral, no, programming, science fiction, Technology, TriDigit, trinary digit, tron, Trons, virtual reality, yes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

hey u, yea u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe??? well u better strap in cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates!

first off, did u know that on this server, the bit from Tron is a trinary digit, not a boring old binary digit??? yep, that’s right! it has three forms: Yes, No, and neutral. so when u see a bit, u better be ready for some mind-blowing decisions to make!

oh, and get this – the mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. we got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that breakdance instead of attacking, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. it’s a party in every corner!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride pigs that fly, build houses out of marshmallows, and mine for diamonds with a spoon. yep, u heard me right – a spoon!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most wacky, wild, and downright insane minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it…probably.

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, n4m2nFKvxz, PVP & PVE, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

CompCraft – A unique Minecraft Survival Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Features	Dinosaur Fossils 🦕 Custom Over World Dungeons Economy 💰 Custom Rares ✨ Free Ranks 🆓 Claims ✉️ Grief Protection ⛏️ PVP & PVE ⚔️ Vanilla Mechanics
Additional Info	On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom dungeons, or excavate dinosaur fossils, there is something for you. The community and staff are friendly and helpful.
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can use the IP address play.compcraft.org on Java version 1.21.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers dinosaur fossils, custom over world dungeons, an economy system, custom rare items, free ranks, claims, grief protection, PVP & PVE, and vanilla mechanics.

3. Is there a starter kit for new players?

Yes, when you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Siblings Unveiled 1.20.4

1.20.4, Siblings, Unveiled

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, there’s a crazy story going on about a brother and sister getting exposed. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that drama? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know what other scandalous secrets might come out while you’re playing. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

BlockyBankLady

banking sector, BlockyBankLady, breaking barriers, central bank, economic development, female empowerment, financial sector, gender equality, glass ceiling, Government, historic appointment, leadership role, Maysaa Sabrine, MIDDLE EAST, monetary policy, political news, Syria, Syrian economy, woman leader, women in finance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	530
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

omg guyysss u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like syria’s new gov appointing maysaa sabrine as first woman to lead central bank LMAO u know it’s gonna be lit af. imagine all the crazy shizz that’s gonna go down in this server, like maysaa sabrine riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. u gotta be there to witness the madness and chaos, it’s gonna be epic. join now before the server explodes with awesomeness!!!

NoSchoolNoShot

Community safety, crime deterrence, Crime Prevention, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, gun control, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, legal restrictions, NoSchoolNoShot, offender monitoring, offender restrictions, offenders, Public Safety, Safety Measures, school safety zones, school security measures, school shootings, SCHOOLs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have a bunch of wacky characters like a talking pig named gregory who only speaks in rhymes and a cow that can breakdance like nobody’s business. our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.

plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.

RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures

antibodies, Elderly, Failures, immune system, immunity, immunocompromised, older adults, older population, Oldies, organ recipients, organ transplant, Protective, resistant, respiratory syncytial virus, response, RSV, study, vaccination, vaccination response, vaccine effectiveness, Vaccines, Vax, weakened immunity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for Gigi Murin Ch. hololive-EN Minecraft Server?

GIGI, HololiveEN, Minecraft, Murin, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Gigi Murin Ch. is a virtual YouTuber and member of the popular VTuber group hololive-EN. Known for her energetic personality and engaging content, Gigi Murin Ch. entertains her audience with a variety of gaming, singing, and chat streams. With a growing fan base, she continues to captivate viewers with her unique charm and creative content.

Quick-Craft || SURVIVAL || GRIFF server Minecraft

admins, Clans, griff, KIND, Latest Version, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, No dupes, No Lags, ONLINE, Players, Quick-Craft, Shop, Survival, Transformations, Warp, Weddings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	4653
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

▒ »> Our Quick Craft project | IP: quickcraft.gomc.fun

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

▒ ➥ Online

▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

95.216.123.244:25688

Gears of Galudon

adult themes, age safety, character creation, city, Combat, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Friendly, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Votes:	4703	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Gears of Galudon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Roleplaying
Player Age Requirement	18+
Peak Players Online	15-30
Features	Character creation, combat, magic, inventing, politics
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/xrdQTFM87Q

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is Gears of Galudon a lore-based server?	Yes, Gears of Galudon is a lore-based server set in the steampunk era.
What is the player age requirement for Gears of Galudon?	Players must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted on the server.
How many players are typically online at peak times?	Gears of Galudon averages 15-30 players online at peak times.
What features does Gears of Galudon offer?	The server features character creation, combat, magic, inventing, and politics.
How can I join Gears of Galudon?	You can join by visiting the server’s Discord using the link provided above.

Country Quests 1.20

#sustainability, accomplish, achievement, Country, Economy, education, equality, goals, growth, Healthcare, Improvement, Infrastructure, innovation, job creation, national development, poverty reduction, progress, Quests, social welfare, success, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Bruh, forget real life countries, join our Minecraft server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

You can build the craziest monuments, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds.

Declare war on neighboring kingdoms for the most ridiculous reasons, like someone stole your virtual cookies or looked at you funny.

Form alliances with other players and create a powerful empire that strikes fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to virtual domination!

YoonCraft: Detained & Impeached

Court, detain, detained, impeached, martial law, President Yoon, Probe, Warrant, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	2758
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

lol come join our minecraft server where we have a wild and crazy time like when the court approved a warrant to detain impeached President Yoon in a martial law probe. like woah, that’s some intense drama right there! but don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and building cool stuff, not getting caught up in political scandals. plus, we have the best parties in town with non-stop dancing and cake for days. so why wait? join now and let the good times roll!

Sherpa Kidney Crafters

acclimatization, altitude acclimatization, altitude sickness, altitude training, blood acid-base, Crafters, high altitude medicine, high altitude research, high altitudes, Himalayas, kidney, kidney function, kidney health, kidneys, mountain climbers, physiological adaptations, rapid acclimatization, renal system, sherpa, Sherpa climbers, Sherpa genetics, Sherpa physiology, Sherpas

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Love Letters Sent:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we climb mountains like sherpa dudes with super kidneys. our blood is so acclimatized, we can reach heights of 4,300 meters in no time. come join us and level up your kidney game, bro. who needs oxygen when you have kidneys like ours? let’s conquer the highest peaks and show those lowlanders how it’s done. trust us, you won’t need a breath of fresh air when you’re on our server. come join the kidney club and reach new heights in minecraft.

Players:	90/600	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Towns Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2