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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
