ZombieCraft: Death Doesn’t Make You a Saint

ZombieCraft: Death Doesn’t Make You a Saint

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy workplace story! Join us for a chance to encounter virtual coworkers like Leah, who may not like you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, we won’t make you sign any sympathy cards for them!

Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual coworkers about their trash talk and disability accusations. Will you stand up for yourself like this brave player did, or will you choose to take the high road and ignore the haters? The choice is yours on our server!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a ghostly Leah haunting the virtual aisles of our home improvement store. Will you sign her ghostly sympathy card or continue to stand your ground? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a workplace experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 164
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Emeralds Found: 4014
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9851
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2477 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Animals Bred: 127 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Chimeras Created: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 248 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/newfag-zoomers/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Ores Mined: 8581 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6911
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Crops Grown: 5249 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4288 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1144 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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