Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4545
Star Shards Collected:	136	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Jew Crew

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

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Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Chapter 148 – Game Over, Cleared!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5306	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dimension Hops:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Towns Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	292
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Items Found:	5141

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16