Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4461 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Ores Mined: 1339 Gods Slained: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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