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BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	132	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	4262
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2656
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	6848
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0