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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4332 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7683 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.
So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
