Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

Apocalypse, BRAINWASHING, funhouse, skill, Survival, zombie

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1131
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Runes Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	1578	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	7001
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	656	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6346
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2563
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3176	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉