Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	355	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8484
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	156	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3376	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5053
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	4697	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Towns Built:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	224	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3711	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	580
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	3163
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10