ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

aging, anti-oxidants, astaxanthin, Builds, CREEPERS, cuckold, duckduckgo, GOOGLE, health, internet, jewed, lol, multi-vitamin, NAC, Political, ZOG, ZOGcraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	5972

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	61	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3987	Farms Harvested:	377
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	150690
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3733
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	8387

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.