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Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun never sets and the creepers never sleep! Join us in the land of Early Mornin Slidde, where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!

So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?

Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5559	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	8838

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server

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❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

❤️ Version: 1.18-1.21 ❤️❤️ IP: drop.fpmc.pw:25565❤️❤️ SITE: http://shop.fpmc.pw ❤️

❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real stamp, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do this? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

It’s your party! ⭐

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

He’s Right Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

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There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1