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R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9897
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ores Mined:	4571

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Votes:	8472	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	670
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magic Items Found:	8282	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	473
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4207

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mines Excavated:	1595	Dragon Eggs Found:	5758

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crops Grown:	4038
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	100
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4