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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!
