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| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2361 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 469 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
