Zmagic | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Star Shards Collected:	223	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9613
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Emeralds Found:	2380
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magic Items Found:	4283
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Animals Bred:	92
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Potions Brewed:	146	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4819	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Potions Brewed:	77	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	109/300	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2