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WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	7499	Magic Items Found:	3582

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Potions Brewed:	59	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mines Excavated:	1400	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5128
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	3321
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2731
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	9854
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1778	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	352	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Towns Built:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	5144
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	159
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Votes:	5656
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	26