ZHumorCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SonWarsCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimension Hops:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

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Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

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join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9122	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4587	Magic Items Found:	7264
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyMineBrainz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.